hikayat sebuah izzie

izz, sweetie, ko memang pandai buat hati aku berdebar².

sekarang ni battery izzie tgh weak. pulak tu summer is almost over so it's started to get a little chilly. maknenye pagi² démarrage is une fois par deux.

bangun pagi tertanye², will the car start today?

bile dah start tertanye², will i arrive safely at work?

izzie's like the definition of perempuan paling mengade² in the world : moody, hard to please, kejap nak kejap tak nak, slalu buat hati aku berdebar², keeps me guessing, slalu pakse aku spend kat dia.

arghhhh...gile high maintainance!

hari tu aku ter-abuse dia : i wanted to stop kejap at this place to donate clothes in garbejaire so i nak stop kat pavement. only the sun was in my eye* and i didn't see this HUGE ASS rock there. also, maybe i should be taller because i really can't see that well what's in the bottom front of the car. also the reason for bad side parking.
*sun in my eye sounds like an excuse. it was true but since i'm an unapolageticly bad driver i won't make excuses.

anyway, tibe² je BAM!!!! terkejut beruk aku okay! engine termati and the car started sliding down. aku pulak terkedu kejap pandang org kat sebelah yg tgh dog walking. eh, minah! tarik handbrake SEKARANG! anyway, i got out and left the clothes there and got the hell outta there.

only now, bunyi² merdu izzie dah bertambah because i think i got something bent in the engine. seriously, in 1st gear at roundabouts izzie macam debates whether she wants to move or not.

pagi tadi :

first thought : ok, kete tak bole start.
second thought : nasib baik aku park kat descente. no time like the present to try out the tolak-kete-kat-bukit trick.

tapi aku sorang. and the car's not really on a descents, it's at the top of bukit. so aku keluar kete and tolak from the driver seat sampai kete started sliding down. pastu masuk cepat² buat macam garagiste ajar :

1. Mettre la voiture en contact : meaning kunci pusing sampai tak start lagi but ade lampu² kat dashboard.
2. Masuk gear 2.
3. Turun handbrake : evidently i did this first kalo tak cane nak bagi kete gerak?
4. Tekan clutch.
5. After about 5,6 meters and the car's really sliding down let go of clutch.
6. Car will sputter but this is normal tekan je minyak.
   

Holy shit, it worked!! Pastu aku terus jalan sampai office sbb takut mati enjin. I was thinking all the way, iye ke takpe jalan while kunci hanya kat contact?

experience is never bad.