the origin of the word

when i was in langkawi i read this comic "Cowa" and i don't know why i really liked the main character, Paifu (that green hantu yg gigi rongak tu). Maybe it was the gross-ness of it all. The only thing i remembered was that Paifu bile kentut keluar watermelon.

So at that time some people called me paifu. And bile pegi kuliah i signed the attendance form "paifu". Mase SPM takde idea pon sign paifu. Kesimpulannye sampai hari ni sign paifu.

This is awful! How can i be a functional person dengan signature of the name of a comic character yg kentut keluar tembikai?

Hari tu our communication prof suro sign on a blackboard to show how our signatures must be legible i.e ikut name sendiri comme un grand. He took one look at my sign and terus pangkah. Macamane nak sign official docs when it doesn't spell your own name?