i've always been small. i might've been premature. degil tanak makan when i was a baby kot.
but boy i sure can eat.
what did i do today?
i woke up. ate a big bowl of cornflakes. watched top gun.
then got even hungrier and ate a small bowl of last night's mee.
then i went out to the boucherie to get meat (because not eating meat for more than 3 days kinda freaks me out....i feel anemic...not that i am or anything). boucherie tutup so immediately got home and cooked a whole big pot of rice. and buat sambal sotong.
2 hours after lunch i went to the boucherie again (manelah tau die tutup lunchtime je...nope, still closed)....balik rumah and became a CRAZY PERSON. like suddenly goreng limpa ayam yang i found in the fridge. pastu ate all of it sorang. ate jun's cake. biscuit and 2 pieces of bread with
sambal sotong.
lina has a theory that i might have cacings in my tummy. plausible jugak lar since i'm shrinking.
i had a dream about them...my comel huge mutant cacings that i have to feed all the time to keep them in a good mood.
look! right there : misplaced affection for imaginary cacing (eww..). a little disturbing.
or maybe i have something living in my body (cue alien music and a creepy birthing scene from the eye). like a parasite that eats off the nutrients in my body...slowly sucking the life outta me.
hmm.
all plausible options.
cuz high metabolisme rates wouldn't make me as lazy as i actually am right?
but boy i sure can eat.
what did i do today?
i woke up. ate a big bowl of cornflakes. watched top gun.
then got even hungrier and ate a small bowl of last night's mee.
then i went out to the boucherie to get meat (because not eating meat for more than 3 days kinda freaks me out....i feel anemic...not that i am or anything). boucherie tutup so immediately got home and cooked a whole big pot of rice. and buat sambal sotong.
2 hours after lunch i went to the boucherie again (manelah tau die tutup lunchtime je...nope, still closed)....balik rumah and became a CRAZY PERSON. like suddenly goreng limpa ayam yang i found in the fridge. pastu ate all of it sorang. ate jun's cake. biscuit and 2 pieces of bread with
sambal sotong.
lina has a theory that i might have cacings in my tummy. plausible jugak lar since i'm shrinking.
i had a dream about them...my comel huge mutant cacings that i have to feed all the time to keep them in a good mood.
look! right there : misplaced affection for imaginary cacing (eww..). a little disturbing.
or maybe i have something living in my body (cue alien music and a creepy birthing scene from the eye). like a parasite that eats off the nutrients in my body...slowly sucking the life outta me.
hmm.
all plausible options.
cuz high metabolisme rates wouldn't make me as lazy as i actually am right?
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