Hari nie mama melancarkan kempen anti-smoking kat aku.
Now, mama is a seasoned warrior. To withstand her attacks kene bace Sun Tzu's Art of War.
Since i've only ever read the interesting parts....terkebil2 jugak ar.
Plus, come on, it's your mother. For the most parts i just say...yes, mom.
Now, mama is a seasoned warrior. To withstand her attacks kene bace Sun Tzu's Art of War.
Since i've only ever read the interesting parts....terkebil2 jugak ar.
Plus, come on, it's your mother. For the most parts i just say...yes, mom.
She starts with weird conclusion : people who smoked for a long time get a little insane when they stop.
Tells me a funny story about my pak long who lost half of his lungs to smoking
but still lies to his doctor.
My father smokes. So does my two brothers. So understandably my mom is feeling a little choked. Though my brothers never smoke in front of her. Haven't achieved independence for their actions yet....kesian.
Ackward question : (it's very weird...she asks all the time) "Do you really like Fairuz?"
Okay.........tak tau jawab.
Takkan nak cakap "Yes mama, sangat suke. Kalo bole besok jugak nak kawin ngan die."
WHY did i ever tell her beb smokes?
Because i thought i have an adult right to date whoever i want regardless.
16 year old syikin was smarter. She lied.
But syikin as a whole is never very smart. She tends to go for a certain type a guy.
It's a coincidence.
Because while most girls always say that they hate smokers and would never date smokers. I am regrettably laid back. I think it has something to do with ignoring things that happened right in front of my eyes.
Anyway....mama ends the campaign (huh..nasib baik die kene pegi pasar lambak) with : Isn't
it sad how the government has banned smoking in public places?
It's like they've become aliens!
Seriously..that chokes me up.
Tells me a funny story about my pak long who lost half of his lungs to smoking
but still lies to his doctor.
My father smokes. So does my two brothers. So understandably my mom is feeling a little choked. Though my brothers never smoke in front of her. Haven't achieved independence for their actions yet....kesian.
Ackward question : (it's very weird...she asks all the time) "Do you really like Fairuz?"
Okay.........tak tau jawab.
Takkan nak cakap "Yes mama, sangat suke. Kalo bole besok jugak nak kawin ngan die."
WHY did i ever tell her beb smokes?
Because i thought i have an adult right to date whoever i want regardless.
16 year old syikin was smarter. She lied.
But syikin as a whole is never very smart. She tends to go for a certain type a guy.
It's a coincidence.
Because while most girls always say that they hate smokers and would never date smokers. I am regrettably laid back. I think it has something to do with ignoring things that happened right in front of my eyes.
Anyway....mama ends the campaign (huh..nasib baik die kene pegi pasar lambak) with : Isn't
it sad how the government has banned smoking in public places?
It's like they've become aliens!
Seriously..that chokes me up.
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