the concept of psycho malaikat

"The sky is falling."
         -Chicken Little-

Did you read that one mase kecik? Okay keluar tajuk sket.
Mule2 i was freaking out sbab hari ni dapat notes RDM (yes..the dreaded subject).

I said i would blanjer Jun and Lina (and maybe Beb..dun really remember) Speedy Chicken if i got more than 5.
Then subsequently, i regretted that...since...exams can go both ways.
Technically, it always seems like i DESERVE  2/20 at the most. But i never really get 2/20 (except that phenomenal tp elec mase 1er annee).
So since then i always say..."Ceh, kalo aku ckp nak dpt lebey dari 5 mesti dapat 6".
Masin gile mulut aku. Kan dah dapat ape yang dipinta.

So then, our head of department gives this speech about rattrapage and jury and i'm sooo freaking out. It's not that i'm actually failing right now (maybe i am..i dunno) but the promise of future stress and torture just freaks me out.

2nd semestre will be hell.

So if i say the sky is falling.....does that count as psycho malaikat?

For those not familiar with the concept.
Psycho malaikat is when you tell everyone
       a)  you've totally failed an exam
       b) "kenape ko tak pernah singgah hotel aku" in monopoly.
       c)  I totally sucked mase interview tu.
       d) bebende yang sewaktu dengannye yang membencikan bagi pendengar yang rase ko ckp je

In other words, kononnye nanti malaikat kesian dengan nasib malang korang and tetibenye bile 
result kuar, miraculously there's no sign of kekantoi-an.
Ini biasenye budak pompuan je gune...sbab boys biasenye tak gelabah.

In my defence, i'd like to say that bukannye aku sengaje, biasenye mmg rase macam end of the world. Tgk : RDM dapat 6. Betol tak aku cakap?

When people say mesti best blaja oversea i just blank out and feel like knocking them out.
Sbab....mmg ar ade part best. But blaja kat France is just added torture.

Will all this be worth it one day?
5 years spent perpetually holding my breath in fear and having no life. 

(Nie name die bukan psycho malaikat k)
Only time will tell.